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#Santa’s Elf’s Went On Strike…

#Santa’s #Elf’s went on strike this morning demanding no gifts for #PlutoNASH untill Eddie commits a stand up National Tour #Comedy

Santa got pulled over by the Cosmic Cops test-sleighing his new reindeers. Each #Reindeer was tested for performance-enhancements! … Santa’s Elfs are over joyed Mrs.Claus will ride this year encase newborns need delivery. Storks are getting wasted at a 24-hour #bachelorparty … Santas said, “No gifts for #SenatorCrapo! … Santa’s wife slammed the crap out of him after he refused to promise to avoid #Mistletoe’s! … #Santa and the #Grinch #SMACKDOWN is cancelled because the Grinch refused to leave his cave. He’s been #Punked and not by #AshtonKutcher! … #RumorMILL SAYS #MrsClaus isn’t worried that #Santa is often caught under #Mistletoe’s because all of the #Elfs are not taller than her #HIPS! … #Santa said he’s disappointed in @SpeakerBoehner and the @GOP for embracing the #Grinch’s #Party; the #TeaParty!!!!!!! #FiscalCLIFF!

“BuckeyeBob For President 2012” Has Best Ideas For U.S.ofA.

The two main candidates don’t want to admit it, but they know that I, Robert E. Wilson, have the best formula to revitalize the Nation’s economy for a sustainable movement; and don’t want to give me credit; but rather usurp segments/clone segments/piggy back on segments of my agenda. Political crooks; yes! Fellow Americans; yes!